Law and order, tea party couture -
Flu season in the summer swelter;
Suburban anti-vaxxers spread
The organic affluenza epidemic.
Car bombs in Baghdad, welcome back -
Sing and dance, do the patriot shuffle.
Lotus eaters squat the senate,
Sleeping between the fasces
While nintendo kids fly drones.
The bald eagle is a buzzard,
Picking at Roman bones.

Leave the doors red, paint the flags black.